Blonde looks for a car.

[TerrorShark]

One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself.

She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart!

She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she asks him "How much is this car"

He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to shit yourself when hear the price!"